I have three things to say right now.

1) Sphere, screw you. Seriously.

2) Thank god I was cold enough to put on something other than boxers last night -- even though I'd kill for a sweatshirt. Again.

3) Want, if I grovel will you bring me some coffee? Please? I'm begging. Puppy dog eyes, even.

This is ludicrous. Twice? Come on.

What.

The.

HELL.

This is LUDICROUS BEYOND ALL WORDS.

Want? Roommate of mine? Best friend and compatriot? If I ask very very very nicely (and you're capable of leaving the house, since I'm not capable of leaving work at the moment) would you please bring me us some clothes that are a little less pajama-esque and warmer than this ( Read more... )